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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Stupid Junk for Your Baby - Part 2



Here's something every infant girl age 0-6 months needs...trashy leopard-print high heeled crib shoes. Heelarious, right?

Call me a mom of Two Boys with no daughterly experience, but seriously...this creeps me out big time. If you are that eager to sex your baby girl up and put her in high heels (even fake ones) before she's even 6 months old...yikes.

I love lipstick and eyeliner, heels, lingerie, jewelry...all kinds of feminine accoutrements...but hello, I'm an adult woman. Not an infant. Yuck. S-k-e-t-c-h-y message to be sending to, well...pretty much anyone! Better be careful what you fish for, you just might catch it. Ew.

Is this the precursor to the pole dancing kit?



2 Comments:

Blogger Shannon C. said...

Amen sister!

9:23 PM PDT  
Blogger karen said...

Laura - Hey! I just saw an article on msn today about these. Crazy! I have a daughter and I never would have put her in these as a baby. Totally creepy! They remind me of miss piggy's shoes. Call me crazy, but I just never thought to dress Summer like a muppet! Anyways, I have enjoyed reading your blog and I LOVE your new logo!

2:32 PM PDT  

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